Hey, how's your day going? We're pretty good over here. I mean, we've been cobbled together from duct-tape, bubble gum, and free-tier accounts from various hosting services, but you get used to it.
Anyways. The page you're looking for is over at alemna.cloudflareaccess.com. We can't get you there automatically via a CNAME record because, uhhhh... reasons. Look. There's the link. Just click it.